The
new Paris Casino opening in Las Vegas meticulously
recreates the classic European setting right down
to the sidewalk cafes, a replica of the Eiffel Tower,
and even rude waiters.
"We're all practicing looking down our noses at people,"
says Milton Hershiser, who is really from New Jersey.
"I'm getting pretty good at it. I've already had four
customers stomp out. Pretty soon, for the full effect,
I'm going to stop taking showers."
Rest
rooms in the new casino also carefully duplicate the
French experience, as one female customer soon learned.
"There's nowhere to sit down in here," she complained.
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