Tired
of handling all your politically incorrect shopping
through the mail and the Internet?
A
unique retail plaza of restaurants and specialty
stores has opened that let's you can take care of
all your politically incorrect needs in one place,
out of the view of the public. It even has discreet,
underground parking.
And, hey, if you run into someone you know once
you're inside, who's going to talk?
The
first stores to open in the new mall include:
California
Condor Kitchen – An eatery specializing
in a wide variety of fowl delicacies grilled to
extinction. All dishes served rare.
The Furrier The Better – Featuring everything
from stoles to full-length coats made from some
of the world's most exotic and hard-to-find pelts.
Some with ivory buttons.
The
Sweat Shop – If you think values have only
to do with prices, you'll love this store. Athletic
shoes, clothing and accessories fabricated inexpensively
overseas by the world's lowest overhead factories.
Spotted
Owl Suitcases – Carrying luggage that's
made of material so light, calling it featherweight
is an understatement. Carved handles made from old-growth
forests.
Guns
In A Hurry – If you need a weapon in a
hurry, this store carries every variety of firearm,
from high-powered rifles with infrared sights to
AK-47s. Convicts, okay. Gotta record? So do we.
Background check? What's that?
