Now
that Hillary's in a Senate seat, Bill Clinton has launched
his own plans for his post-presidential career. The President
is opening a new chain of Washington DC-themed restaurants
called: Bill's Big Boy.
A
number of national figures are participating in the enterprise.
Ross Perot, who is underwriting a substantial portion
of the company's budget, donned a waitress' uniform to
prove there remain no hard feelings between him and the
president.
Perot
is confident the new chain will do well. "The huge
sucking sound you hear over at McDonalds–that's the
sound of food dollars coming our way."
The
eatery's signature dish is a sizable sandwich that Bill
Clinton personally named: "The Whopper." It
looks substantial, but is really empty inside.
Tyson's
Chicken will supply a featured dish on the menu: "Fowl
Play," comprised of a marinated chicken breast served
on a bed of greens cut into the shapes of dollar bills–and
served under the table.
The
chain is expected to be highly profitable, given the plan
to minimize labor costs by staffing the chain with interns.
"Not only are these servers inexpensive," said
the President, "they have a way of satisfying even
the most demanding customers."
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