Wacky
Times TV presents...
Who
Wants To Bury
A Multi-Millionaire?

Fifty
women will compete, but only one will become
the wealthy widow of a multi-millionaire.
Which
one of these beauties' dreams will come true?
Which
will marry, and bury, the man who will make
her affluent beyond her dreams?
He's
old, infirm, and rich. His doctors say he's
not expected to live beyond the night. Quite
a catch for any gal.
First,
there's the nursemaid competition. Our contestants
will model the latest designer white dresses,
white shoes and stockings, showing how they
would perform as attendants, comforting the
dying entrepreneur during his last hours.
Second
is the weeping widow round, where each contestant
will parade before the sick man, mourning, modeling
the the traditional black-veiled attire.
Then,
in a last round, each of five lucky finalists
will take our multi-millionaire's hand and whisper
her hopes, her dreams, into dying man's ear.
She will assure him of her love, how she stood
faithfully by him during the entire ninety-minute
show, and she will describe her plans for his
money.
Then,
if things go as planned, the multi-millionaire
will pass away right here on our show!
And our lucky widow, along with our studio audience
and audience at home, will all get to watch
the funeral and the reading of the will!
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