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Wacky Times TV presents...

Who Wants To Bury
A Multi-Millionaire?

Millionaire Reality Show

Fifty women will compete, but only one will become the wealthy widow of a multi-millionaire.

Which one of these beauties' dreams will come true?

Which will marry, and bury, the man who will make her affluent beyond her dreams?

He's old, infirm, and rich. His doctors say he's not expected to live beyond the night. Quite a catch for any gal.

First, there's the nursemaid competition. Our contestants will model the latest designer white dresses, white shoes and stockings, showing how they would perform as attendants, comforting the dying entrepreneur during his last hours.

Second is the weeping widow round, where each contestant will parade before the sick man, mourning, modeling the the traditional black-veiled attire.

Then, in a last round, each of five lucky finalists will take our multi-millionaire's hand and whisper her hopes, her dreams, into dying man's ear. She will assure him of her love, how she stood faithfully by him during the entire ninety-minute show, and she will describe her plans for his money.

Then, if things go as planned, the multi-millionaire will pass away right here on our show!

And our lucky widow, along with our studio audience and audience at home, will all get to watch the funeral and the reading of the will!


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Other shows expected to premiere next season:

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