Pre-surgery
Bush seen testing out his younger hairstyle
The
former president after plastic surgery,
poses as his own son.
"This
may the most insidious political fraud ever
perpetrated on US citizens," says Web journalist
Matt Dredge. "If George W. Bush–or whatever
name we should call him–succeeds at this,
it's the end to the American political process
as we know it."
George
W. Bush continues to deny allegations that he
is really his father, and that he underwent
massive plastic surgery in order to run for
a second presidential term. However, despite
denials, mounting evidence indicates that the
former President, known by many to be frustrated
by his single term of office, may have reinvented
himself as his own son.
"Ever
since the young Bush came on the scene, when
have you ever seen his father and him together?
Not once," says Dredge.
Bush's campaign manager says the whole thing
is getting blown out of proportion. "Even if
he isn't who he says he is, he's not doing anything
any other politician here in Washington hasn't
done. Some of the most respected Congressional
leaders are really people who, at one time,
were citizens making an honest living. And half
the new crop of freshmen representatives were
barkers for that carnival that came through
town a couple of years ago. They just happened
to get their hands on some PAC money."
Bush's
opponent in the race, Al Gore, remained stone-faced
about the matter. "What I want to know is where
is Mr. Bush disposing of all that excess make-up?
Is it adding to our nation's landfills? Is it
tainting our water supply? If so, he needs to
answer for that."
"We
have it on good account that the real George W.
dropped out of the public eye years ago, taking
a job as a DJ in a punk-rock Karaoke bar outside
of Galveston."
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