Early
reports indicate that an unidentified flying object
landed last night atop the facility where conservative
talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, broadcasts his syndicated
radio program.
Limbaugh
was in the middle of a tirade about Bill Clinton when
he suddenly disappeared.
"We heard some eerie Manheim
Steamroller tune, saw a huge flash, then some smoke,
and he was gone. At first we just thought he had lit
up one of his cigars. But then, when we couldn't find
him anywhere, we feared the worstthat he was abducted
by left wing radicals. Fortunately it was only aliens
from outer space."
The producers learned of Limbaugh's
departure from the talk show host himself, when he called
in to his own program from a distant planet. Limbaugh
explained to his listeners that a race of beings from
another planet had apparently become frustrated after
trying to call in to his show for years with no success.
Reaction to Limbaugh's abduction was varied throughout
the nation. In a prepared statement, President Clinton
displayed a subdued concern. "We don't like to
see interplanetary abduction happen to anyone though
it doesn't surprise me that his ideas are popular among
beings with six legs and undeveloped spines."
Senator Ted Kennedy wished the radio host good fortune.
"I don't think there's anyone in either party that
doesn't hope Mr. Limbaugh has great success at his new,
remote location."
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