O. J. SIMPSON JURY SPEAKS OUT ON WORLD ISSUES
The
jury in the O.J. Simpson criminal trial, which received
unprecedented media attention when it rendered its
controversial not-guilty decision, says it is now
available to be heard on other important issues.
Many
followers of the trial thought the decision revealed
a lack of analytical thinking of the participants.
but a leading Hollywood agent says TV ratings don't
lie: "People want to hear what this jury has
to say."
So
the panel has reconvened to discuss a variety of other
controversial topics:
•
On the greenhouse effect and its relationship to global
warming:
"We
weren't able to vote on that. Most of us have tan
houses or white ones."
• On an open U.S. border policy:
"It's okay. We think Americans should be able to come
and go as we please."
•
On evolution vs creationism:
"We've carefully weighed all the scientific evidence
individually and as a group but still aren't convinced."
"About which theory?" we asked. "Neither one of them.
It's just too complicated."
•
On the validity of the alien autopsy: "We think
anyone in this country should be entitled to all medical
procedures."
•
On prayer in public schools:
"Of
course we're for it. It wasn't against the law when
we went to school or none of us would have graduated.
Heck, we were all praying during finals."
•
On the upcoming presidential race: "We don't think
race should be an issue."
•
On the question of late term abortions:
"We
think the older a student is the better her judgment
will be about these things."
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