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September 29, 2019

Partners in the budding new Washington law firm, Giuliani & Barr, with the investigative help of Fox News hosts, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity, worked tirelessly to uncover the identity of the person they suspected of being the whistleblower who revea...

October 23, 2018

Scientific Breakthrough Gone Awry 

"We found this diagram this morning and thought 
we'd recovered it. But it turned out to be a blueprint 
for the new roller coaster over at Six Flags."

Not long after scientists at The Human Genome Project announced the world's first co...

October 13, 2018

Americans' desire for comfort and roominess has given way to a new line of luxury Sport Utility Vehicles in a 3 bedroom size

October 12, 2018

After years of waiting patiently for a message, some sign of life from space, that day finally arrived. But first, they had to accept the long distance charges, which were substantial.

"We don't mind picking up the toll," says one scientist, "though after learning the c...

October 10, 2018


A new community rehabilitation center opens this week to help teens fight the latest addiction that's overtaking an entire generation of young people.

"They're hooked on phonics," explains Tom Cavanaugh, director of the new facility. "Kids...

In his ongoing effort to bring culture and sophistication to the world, Wacky Times art historian, Dr. Rins deMoray-Loop, M.F.A, PhD, A.D.D., has announced his latest discovery in the world of art.

Deep within an attic in Sleepy Eye, Minnesota, Dr. deMoray-Loop has foun...

March 2, 2017

For years scientists have been in the dark as to why politicians all seem to have similar behavioral characteristics.

Wacky Times Science Editor, Stanford Harvard Loop, MD, PhD, ADD, OCD, has discovered what he believes is the explanation.

" They're different from u...

March 2, 2017

When you live in a place like Beverly Hills and hob nob with the stars, appearances are important, which is why plastic surgery is so popular there.

But now, the beautiful people have taken it one step further–they're getting cosmetic surgery for their pets. Hollywood v...

March 2, 2017

Animal advocacy groups hailed a new suit filed this week against automaker Chrysler, claiming $3.9 billion in compensation for years of unpaid royalties for the use of the names Dodge Ram, Jeep Eagle and Plymouth Roadrunner.

"We just want these...

March 1, 2017



Ever since the unwinding of banking regulations began in four years earlier, financial experts are beginning to wonder if they may have gone too far.

The only remaining bank, Chase/Fargo/Bank Of America, represents a merger o...

March 1, 2017

For years now we've heard how intelligent dolphins are. As smart as humans, some say. Even smarter, say others.

Well, one man says he thinks there's something fishy about that claim and set out to prove human mental superiority once and for all.

"No one's gonna tell me s...

by Dr. Stanford Harvard Loop, PhD, MD, ADD, OCD - Wacky Times Science & Technology Editor

Our Science & Technology editor, Stanford Harvard Loop, went in search of the most remarkable inventions coming soon to the marketplace.

It made sense then for us to send the profes...

March 1, 2017

No effect on legislative activity

Environmental activists accidentally spilled hundreds of gallons of nuclear waste into the Capitol halls earlier this week. During a meeting in which activist groups were demonstrating the harmful consequences of nuclear waste, they acc...

March 1, 2017

Wacky Science Presents:  

Wacky Times science editor and part-time inventor, Stanford Harvard Loop, M.D., PhD, A.D.D., has created technology that he says is the answer to today's high gas prices-a car that runs entirely on French bottled water.

The development has not i...

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