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October 23, 2018

Scientific Breakthrough Gone Awry 

"We found this diagram this morning and thought 
we'd recovered it. But it turned out to be a blueprint 
for the new roller coaster over at Six Flags."

Not long after scientists at The Human Genome Project announced the world's first co...

October 13, 2018

Americans' desire for comfort and roominess has given way to a new line of luxury Sport Utility Vehicles in a 3 bedroom size

October 12, 2018

After years of waiting patiently for a message, some sign of life from space, that day finally arrived. But first, they had to accept the long distance charges, which were substantial.

"We don't mind picking up the toll," says one scientist, "though after learning the c...

March 2, 2017

For years scientists have been in the dark as to why politicians all seem to have similar behavioral characteristics.

Wacky Times Science Editor, Stanford Harvard Loop, MD, PhD, ADD, OCD, has discovered what he believes is the explanation.

" They're different from u...

March 2, 2017

When you live in a place like Beverly Hills and hob nob with the stars, appearances are important, which is why plastic surgery is so popular there.

But now, the beautiful people have taken it one step further–they're getting cosmetic surgery for their pets. Hollywood v...

March 2, 2017

Animal advocacy groups hailed a new suit filed this week against automaker Chrysler, claiming $3.9 billion in compensation for years of unpaid royalties for the use of the names Dodge Ram, Jeep Eagle and Plymouth Roadrunner.

"We just want these...

March 1, 2017

FINANCIAL

YEAR 2021 - DODD-FRANK RECONSIDERED

Ever since the unwinding of banking regulations began in four years earlier, financial experts are beginning to wonder if they may have gone too far.

The only remaining bank, Chase/Fargo/Bank Of America, represents a merger o...

March 1, 2017

For years now we've heard how intelligent dolphins are. As smart as humans, some say. Even smarter, say others.

Well, one man says he thinks there's something fishy about that claim and set out to prove human mental superiority once and for all.

"No one's gonna tell me s...

March 1, 2017

No effect on legislative activity

Environmental activists accidentally spilled hundreds of gallons of nuclear waste into the Capitol halls earlier this week. During a meeting in which activist groups were demonstrating the harmful consequences of nuclear waste, they acc...

March 1, 2017

Wacky Science Presents:  

Wacky Times science editor and part-time inventor, Stanford Harvard Loop, M.D., PhD, A.D.D., has created technology that he says is the answer to today's high gas prices-a car that runs entirely on French bottled water.

The development has not i...

February 1, 2017

Early reports indicate that an unidentified flying object landed last night atop the facility where conservative talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, broadcasts his syndicated radio program.

Limbaugh was in the middle of a tirade about Bill Clinton when he suddenly disappea...

February 1, 2017

Hey, Mom! Slow down, we're coming up on the toastem pop-ups!"

Tired of waiting for a place to park in the supermarket lot just to enter a crowded store where you stand in line again to check out? If so, you'll love the new drive-through grocer.

A number of major chains h...

February 1, 2017

Tired of handling all your politically incorrect shopping through the mail and the Internet?

A unique retail plaza of restaurants and specialty stores has opened that let's you can take care of all your politically incorrect needs in one place, out of the view of the pu...

January 3, 2017

Reporters swarmed NASA headquarters today when it was announced that the space agency's Mars-bound research spacecraft, Pathfinder Lander was finally heard from. Officials received their first video signal Saturday morning, which was an image of a Burger King Whopper w...

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