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February 1, 2017

Early reports indicate that an unidentified flying object landed last night atop the facility where conservative talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, broadcasts his syndicated radio program.

Limbaugh was in the middle of a tirade about Bill Clinton when he suddenly disappea...

February 1, 2017

Dear Dottie,

I have a serious problem with my boss.

All I do is listen to a radio while I work, which makes my day go by much faster. Now my employer wants me to stop listening to it. Don't you agree he's being unreasonable?

–Radio Fan

Dear Fan,

That's ridiculous. I sugges...

February 1, 2017

Hey, Mom! Slow down, we're coming up on the toastem pop-ups!"

Tired of waiting for a place to park in the supermarket lot just to enter a crowded store where you stand in line again to check out? If so, you'll love the new drive-through grocer.

A number of major chains h...

February 1, 2017

Tired of handling all your politically incorrect shopping through the mail and the Internet?

A unique retail plaza of restaurants and specialty stores has opened that let's you can take care of all your politically incorrect needs in one place, out of the view of the pu...

January 3, 2017

Reporters swarmed NASA headquarters today when it was announced that the space agency's Mars-bound research spacecraft, Pathfinder Lander was finally heard from. Officials received their first video signal Saturday morning, which was an image of a Burger King Whopper w...

December 1, 2016

This begins a series of ongoing investigations by Wacky Times' newest journalist, Melvin Loop. In the months ahead we will no doubt put our considerable reputation at risk as we infiltrate, confront and otherwise mess with numerous powerful organizations. But it's wort...

November 16, 2016

Had a bit of a losing streak and you're short on cash? You don't have to leave town... because you never need a bankroll at Las Vegas' newest attraction, "Credit Casino."

Each Las Vegas casino has a unique theme. Circus Circus has clowns and a trapeze act. New York New...

November 16, 2016

The big retail chains have their own generic brand versions of almost every product from creamed corn to cough syrup.

So, we thought we'd get into the business too. But since we don't want to compete with the big guys we thought we'd better find some products that they...

October 6, 2016

Mom’s “Truly Homestyle” Restaurant

A new restaurant in town, Mom’s Home Cooking Experience, strives to recreate the dining experience you remember from your childhood.

As soon as you step inside, a matronly, apron-clad hostess steps forward,

asks you to wipe your feet an...

October 3, 2016

Given the popularity of movies with ghostly themes like The Sixth Sense and Blair Witch Project, Hollywood studios are scrambling to come up with new supernatural film ideas. But it's difficult for them to leave their old ways behind, and are prone to revisit their old...

September 1, 2016

Passengers enjoy a dramatic view of the runway.

Airline executives have taken a special interest in the recent news of a stow-away passenger who survived a seven-and-a-half hour flight from Tahiti to Los Angeles inside the wheel well of an Air France 747 jet.

"With com...

An ancient pyramid dating back over fifteen hundred years has just been discovered in a remote region of southwest Missouri, about 80 miles from the nearest city.

What astonished scientists as much as the discovery is how no one ever reported the ancient stone structure...

June 15, 2016


What does the prefix "de-", which you find in the words decaffeinated or derail, mean?

Our inexpensive dictionary says: "away from; also to form a word reversing or undoing an action, such as decentralized or decoded."

With that in mind, here are...

May 16, 2016

With growing consolidation among the media in the last decade, it’s no surprise that another online enterprise may be a merge or takeover target by some of the major media conglomerates., with its highly devoted and unusually gullible readership, has long...

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