Generic Brand Products You've Never Seen

The big retail chains have their own generic brand versions of almost every product from creamed corn to cough syrup.

So, we thought we'd get into the business too. But since we don't want to compete with the big guys we thought we'd better find some products that they aren't already making generic.

Generic Baseball Card

Generic Newspaper

Generic Business Cards

Generic Birthday Cake

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