Restaurant Tipping Increases Sex Appeal

Is your sexiness affected by the generosity you display at restaurants?

According to a new survey, that is exactly the case.

Diners who tip generously are considered "sexier", "better looking" and "more deserving of admiration" – according to a questionnaire completed by five thousand waiters and waitresses throughout the U.S.

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